Premium quality black cotton blend sports socks, with cocks on.
Machine washable
Look amazing, super comfy, great for sports, have cocks on.
Novelty fashion sports socks from cocks on socks. They say black is the new black and who are we to argue. These high-quality black cotton socks come with an embroidered white schlong on, for the amusement of you and your friends. The cock is a flaccid, shapely example of the male member, designed to be as non-confrontational as a willy can be in 2019.
High performance, cotton blend sports socks, ideal for the gym.
Available in size Small and Medium
Small - UK women's size 5 and upwards
Medium - UK men's size 5 and upwards
Our amazing novelty socks make for a great gift and really come into their own for a secret Santa or hen party gift!
European shipping
Unfortunately, due to fucking Brexit orders to the EU will now likely be subject VAT charges payable on delivery (by you). We're very sorry and we wish this wasn't the case.