Send nudes!!
Nudes tones that is, our beige cotton socks are hand-dyed in London and you can choose either a black or a white cock!
Super comfy cotton-blend socks, cotton 80% polyester 20%
Available in size Small and Medium
Small - UK women's size 5 and upwards
Medium - UK men's size 5 and upwards
Our amazing novelty socks make for a great gift and really come into their own for a secret Santa or hen party gift!
European shipping
Unfortunately, due to fucking Brexit orders to the EU will now likely be subject VAT charges payable on delivery (by you). We're very sorry and we wish this wasn't the case.