Novelty cotton socks

Black cotton sports socks

Cocks on socks

Regular price £7.99
black cotton sports socks with white cock from cocks on socks
classic black cotton sports socks with white cocks from cocks on socks

Premium quality black cotton blend sports socks, with cocks on.

Machine washable

Look amazing, super comfy, great for sports, have cocks on.

Novelty fashion sports socks from cocks on socks.  They say black is the new black and who are we to argue.  These high-quality black cotton socks come with an embroidered white schlong on, for the amusement of you and your friends.  The cock is a flaccid, shapely example of the male member, designed to be as non-confrontational as a willy can be in 2019. 

High performance, cotton blend sports socks, ideal for the gym. 


Available in size Small and Medium

Small - UK women's size 5 and upwards

Medium - UK men's size 5 and upwards


Our amazing novelty socks make for a great gift and really come into their own for a secret Santa or hen party gift!


European shipping

Unfortunately, due to fucking Brexit orders to the EU will now likely be subject VAT charges payable on delivery (by you). We're very sorry and we wish this wasn't the case.

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