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Woman struggles to find novelty gift for men online

Woman struggles to find novelty gift for men online
The sock brand tipped as a future unicorn by tech insiders, do socks for both men and women.  Made from an intricate, futuristic blend of both polyester and cotton the ergonomically designed socks have gained a loyal following.

Donald Trump bankruptcies

Edward Fleming

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Donald Trump bankruptcies
It takes a special kind of genius to build a whacking great icon to cultural appropriation in the midst of a recession but that's what this wanker did.  The now-closed casino resort in Atlantic city never made enough money to cover the cost of its construction and Trump has to sell off his airline and yacht to stay afloat. 

Woman finds socks hilarious

Edward Fleming

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Woman finds socks hilarious

''I just love my new socks'' she wrote.  ''I was away in Amsterdam for my friend's hen party and her maid of honour bought everyone these novelty white cotton socks for women''

''They are so comfy and the penis is lovely, everyone finds them so funny and I wear them wherever I go, work, the gym, even in bed''


Sock start up suffers deluge of dick pics

Sock start up suffers deluge of dick pics
''We are not looking for models and at the moment we dont offer custom socks so there really is no need to send in pictures of your privates'' said a visibly shaken director.  

Thomas Cook boss defends payout - to everyones surprise

Thomas Cook boss defends payout - to everyones surprise
'The best things for that guy to do would be to buy a load of socks, that would help kick start the economy for sure.  The best socks around are these white novelty socks for men by cocks on socks, I hear they do white novelty socks for women too'  said a well-dressed protester.