Cocks on socks blog

Black bamboo work socks for men

Edward Fleming

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Black bamboo work socks for men

The embroidered penis is as shapely as they come and comes in 2 shades so you can rock the black cock on black socks look one day and the white cock on black sock look the next.  Keeping your look fresh and up to date.

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Cocks on socks, socks size guide

Edward Fleming

We've built up a bit of knowledge during our time in the sock biz ya know, and we want to share some of that with you to help you get the best fitting cocks on socks, socks possible. It a myth that one size fits all when it comes to socks, its important to get the right fitting sock for your foot no matter where you are in the world.    


Adding black cocks to our socks is about inclusion, not stereotyping.

Edward Fleming

Adding black cocks to our socks is about inclusion, not stereotyping.
One thing we'd like to make clear is that all of the cocks on our socks are the same size and that will remain the same no matter how many colours we add.   We want the cocks on socks family to be as wide and diverse as possible, adding different colour cocks is about inclusion,  not makes jokes about penis size based on racial stereotypes.

Wear warm socks this winter plead UK doctors

Edward Fleming

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Wear warm socks this winter plead UK doctors

A group of concerned doctors in the UK have pleaded with people to keep their feet warm this winter by wearing warm socks.  The plea comes amid a spike of people being admitted to hospital with cold feet and frozen toes last winter, many of whom, weren't wearing any socks because they couldn't find any nice enough.

''Luckily, people have the option to buy socks from cocks on socks this year.  They are smart, comfortable and warm, we urge everyone who can, to buy socks from cocks on socks,'' said Dr Foster from his Gloucester surgery.


Funny mens cycling socks

Edward Fleming

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Funny mens cycling socks

At £7.99 the socks are a real bargain and the cycling club has received plaudits whenever they have gone.

''We got a guard of honour in Saffron Walden'' said Johnny a butcher from Colchester who was wearing white cotton socks with a black penis on.

''The socks are perfect for cycling, you sweat a lot when you cycle and cocks on socks, socks are super absorbent.  They're really comfortable too.''