The best sock jokes in the world

If you're looking for a laugh then look no further than joke.  We love both jokes and novelty cotton socks so here are the best sock jokes in the world. 


Why did the cum cross the road?

Because I put the wrong socks on this morning



I used to have a few jokes about pairs of matching socks but I’ve lost one.



Whenever I cannot find my other pair of sock, I change my Facebook status to “Single and looking.”



A man met his friend in a shopping centre. The friend had a look at his feet and asked,

“Why are you wearing one red and one black sock”? The man paused for a moment then said,

“I‘m not sure, but I have another pair like this at home.”



Who is the most famous footwear philosopher?



Why are old socks good for golf?
Because they have 18 holes!


Did well at strip poker the other night.
I played my socks off.


What did the hat say to the sock?
I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot.



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