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Novelty socks for men

Novelty socks for men
It's a tough one, there are loads of novelty socks for men out there.  All different colours, styles and sizes.  Some come in packs of one and others come in multipacks.  You can buy some online and some you can buy in shops, you can even buy some socks at a market. 

Cocks on socks tropical socks

Edward Fleming

Tags novelty socks, sock, socks, socksswag, white socks

Cocks on socks tropical socks
So to make you feel happier here is a picture of our white cotton sports socks on a sunny, lush green tropical background, we hope this makes you feel happy.

Trump trade tariffs sees silly sock start-up supply struggle

Edward Fleming

Tags china, hen party, novelty white socks, socks, trade war, trump, white socks

Trump trade tariffs sees silly sock start-up supply struggle
''We've got 3,500 pairs as of right now, but orders are coming in thick and fast, its going to be tight, our advice is, if you want cocks on socks for Christmas, order in advance, the earlier the better''

Johnson mistakes cock for self portrait and orders 12 pairs of socks

Edward Fleming

Tags novelty socks, socks, white cotton socks, white socks

Johnson mistakes cock for self portrait and orders 12 pairs of socks

In another humiliating gaffe, divorcee, disgraced former journalist and current British prime minister Boris Johnson has ordered 12 pairs of white cotton socks believing the flaccid, pale, embroidered penis to be a portrait of himself.

Earmarked for one of his trademark jogs in questionable attire, Johnson was initially delighted to find the flattering tribute befitting his status and reputation and excitedly ordered multiple pairs of the white cotton sports socks.


How many washes should you expect to get out of white novelty socks?

If you buy a pair of socks for a laugh, say, novelty white cotton socks with a cock on, like ours, then how long do you expect them to last?

It is ok if they fall apart after a couple of washes? We live in a fast-paced throw-away society, things come and go, right? Who's gonna miss a pair of socks?