Cocks on socks blog — white socks
In another humiliating gaffe, divorcee, disgraced former journalist and current British prime minister Boris Johnson has ordered 12 pairs of white cotton socks believing the flaccid, pale, embroidered penis to be a portrait of himself.
Earmarked for one of his trademark jogs in questionable attire, Johnson was initially delighted to find the flattering tribute befitting his status and reputation and excitedly ordered multiple pairs of the white cotton sports socks.
If you buy a pair of socks for a laugh, say, novelty white cotton socks with a cock on, like ours, then how long do you expect them to last?
It is ok if they fall apart after a couple of washes? We live in a fast-paced throw-away society, things come and go, right? Who's gonna miss a pair of socks?