If you want to win one of our new multi-racial multi-packs then write the verses for 'We built this city on sock and roll' , post it on youtube or tic-toc or whatever platform you kids are using to makes fools of yourselves on these days and we'll pick a winner. At some point.
The socks secretive founder, who communicates only by fax and smoke signals has never revealed him or herself to the media. The mystique around the brand has lead many to speculate that there is, in fact, a world-famous artist or some other kind of creative genius pulling the string behind the scenes.
He headed over to the internet, as you do, and came across the cocks on socks website. From there he simply added the items to cart, in this case, black bamboo mens work socks with a black penis and the brands classic white cotton sports socks, also with a black penis, selected his delivery options, and hey presto!
The sock brand tipped as a future unicorn by tech insiders, do socks for both men and women. Made from an intricate, futuristic blend of both polyester and cotton the ergonomically designed socks have gained a loyal following.