Cocks on socks blog — novelty socks

Novelty socks for men

Novelty socks for men
It's a tough one, there are loads of novelty socks for men out there.  All different colours, styles and sizes.  Some come in packs of one and others come in multipacks.  You can buy some online and some you can buy in shops, you can even buy some socks at a market. 

Hen party socks

Hen party socks
''Im so pleased my friend bought me these novelty white cotton sports socks as a hen party present, we had a great time in Marbs, I'm marrying the man of my dreams and my forehand game has improved no end'' said Ashley

Cocks on socks tropical socks

Edward Fleming

Tags novelty socks, sock, socks, socksswag, white socks

Cocks on socks tropical socks
So to make you feel happier here is a picture of our white cotton sports socks on a sunny, lush green tropical background, we hope this makes you feel happy.

The best sock jokes in the world

The best sock jokes in the world

What did the hat say to the sock?
I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot.


Johnson mistakes cock for self portrait and orders 12 pairs of socks

Edward Fleming

Tags novelty socks, socks, white cotton socks, white socks

Johnson mistakes cock for self portrait and orders 12 pairs of socks

In another humiliating gaffe, divorcee, disgraced former journalist and current British prime minister Boris Johnson has ordered 12 pairs of white cotton socks believing the flaccid, pale, embroidered penis to be a portrait of himself.

Earmarked for one of his trademark jogs in questionable attire, Johnson was initially delighted to find the flattering tribute befitting his status and reputation and excitedly ordered multiple pairs of the white cotton sports socks.