Cocks on socks blog — novelty socks
What did the hat say to the sock?
I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot.
In another humiliating gaffe, divorcee, disgraced former journalist and current British prime minister Boris Johnson has ordered 12 pairs of white cotton socks believing the flaccid, pale, embroidered penis to be a portrait of himself.
Earmarked for one of his trademark jogs in questionable attire, Johnson was initially delighted to find the flattering tribute befitting his status and reputation and excitedly ordered multiple pairs of the white cotton sports socks.