It takes a special kind of genius to build a whacking great icon to cultural appropriation in the midst of a recession but that's what this wanker did. The now-closed casino resort in Atlantic city never made enough money to cover the cost of its construction and Trump has to sell off his airline and yacht to stay afloat.
'The best things for that guy to do would be to buy a load of socks, that would help kick start the economy for sure. The best socks around are these white novelty socks for men by cocks on socks, I hear they do white novelty socks for women too' said a well-dressed protester.
It's a tough one, there are loads of novelty socks for men out there. All different colours, styles and sizes. Some come in packs of one and others come in multipacks. You can buy some online and some you can buy in shops, you can even buy some socks at a market.