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We built this city on sock and roll

We built this city on sock and roll
If you want to win one of our new multi-racial multi-packs then write the verses for 'We built this city on sock and roll' , post it on youtube or tic-toc or whatever platform you kids are using to makes fools of yourselves on these days and we'll pick a winner. At some point.

Find out whats top of womens christmas list this year

Find out whats top of womens christmas list this year
The socks secretive founder, who communicates only by fax and smoke signals has never revealed him or herself to the media.  The mystique around the brand has lead many to speculate that there is, in fact, a world-famous artist or some other kind of creative genius pulling the string behind the scenes.

Please buy more socks

Please buy more socks

Cheap Christmas present for men as well as being their first choice when it comes to novelty socks for women

''Yes'' said Fleming. ''It will just be me, standing alone, I couldn't find anyone to help, I'm not sure where I'm going to stand yet but we'll announce that online soon.''

We did an event once, somebody came to our stall and said ''I'm just looking''

''Just looking!'' I said.  ''It's not a fucking museum, either buy something or piss off''


Woman struggles to find novelty gift for men online

Woman struggles to find novelty gift for men online
The sock brand tipped as a future unicorn by tech insiders, do socks for both men and women.  Made from an intricate, futuristic blend of both polyester and cotton the ergonomically designed socks have gained a loyal following.

Donald Trump bankruptcies

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Donald Trump bankruptcies
It takes a special kind of genius to build a whacking great icon to cultural appropriation in the midst of a recession but that's what this wanker did.  The now-closed casino resort in Atlantic city never made enough money to cover the cost of its construction and Trump has to sell off his airline and yacht to stay afloat.