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How to find a great novelty gift for men

Edward Fleming

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This the story of Elaine from Manchester who was on the hunt for a novelty gift for her friend from her dance group.  It was Christmas 2019 and the award-winning street dance troop from east Manchester had decided that they were going to give each other secret Santa gifts with a limit of £10.  Not including delivery. Trying to find a novelty gift for someone can be tough.  Even if you think you know somebody really well, finding a gift that will make them laugh, and that fits in with their personality can be a challenge. There is no shortage...


The Cocks on socks best named business awards

Edward Fleming

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The Cocks on socks best named business awards

We're delighted to announce that we are accepting nominations for the inaugural (first) Cocks on Socks best-named business award.   If you know of a business in the UK with a great name that deserves some recognition then tell us about it!  You can e-mail us, get hold of us on Facebook , insta or whatever really, to get them on the shortlist The 10 finalists will be announced at the end of September, with the winners announced on Friday the 20th of November. The winners will be decided by a public vote and will receive a unique trophy as well as some...


Limited edition socks coming soon

Edward Fleming

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Limited edition socks coming soon

We've got something special lined up.  Its been a while in the making and if we're honest all this Covid-19 nonsense has been no help at all. We love scouring the internet for anything phallic that could conceivably be turned into a pair of socks.  Imagine then, our delight as we came across this cheeky 18ct gold pendant by London based jeweller Elsa Tierney. A playful twist on the male member, this uplifting penis design grabbed our attention straight away and we got in contact with Elsa with a proposal to turn her piece into a limited edition sock design....


We built this city on sock and roll

We built this city on sock and roll
If you want to win one of our new multi-racial multi-packs then write the verses for 'We built this city on sock and roll' , post it on youtube or tic-toc or whatever platform you kids are using to makes fools of yourselves on these days and we'll pick a winner. At some point.

Look at this mans legs. He's wearing white sports socks for men.

Look at this mans legs.  He's wearing white sports socks for men.
If you come across a man wearing sunglasses, white novelty socks and no trousers in the Tottenham area, feel free to approach, he's very friendly and has considerable knowledge about socks.