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Woman joins gym, forgets to wear socks.

Woman joins gym, forgets to wear socks.
In a completely reasonable and sensible move, a woman has joined a gym in an attempt to get fit.  The 20 something rocket scientist from Edmonton, North London , joined her local fitness club and has immediately signed up for classes including pilates, legs bums and tums and spinning.

Novelty socks for men

Novelty socks for men
It's a tough one, there are loads of novelty socks for men out there.  All different colours, styles and sizes.  Some come in packs of one and others come in multipacks.  You can buy some online and some you can buy in shops, you can even buy some socks at a market. 

The best sock jokes in the world

The best sock jokes in the world

What did the hat say to the sock?
I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot.


Black bamboo mens work socks

Black bamboo mens work socks
The same refined attention to detail, an expertly embroidered penis adorns every one of these ankle flattering socks made from bamboo fibres, soured from somewhere where there is bamboo.

How many washes should you expect to get out of white novelty socks?

If you buy a pair of socks for a laugh, say, novelty white cotton socks with a cock on, like ours, then how long do you expect them to last?

It is ok if they fall apart after a couple of washes? We live in a fast-paced throw-away society, things come and go, right? Who's gonna miss a pair of socks?

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