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Limited edition socks coming soon

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Limited edition socks coming soon

We've got something special lined up.  Its been a while in the making and if we're honest all this Covid-19 nonsense has been no help at all. We love scouring the internet for anything phallic that could conceivably be turned into a pair of socks.  Imagine then, our delight as we came across this cheeky 18ct gold pendant by London based jeweller Elsa Tierney. A playful twist on the male member, this uplifting penis design grabbed our attention straight away and we got in contact with Elsa with a proposal to turn her piece into a limited edition sock design....


We built this city on sock and roll

We built this city on sock and roll
If you want to win one of our new multi-racial multi-packs then write the verses for 'We built this city on sock and roll' , post it on youtube or tic-toc or whatever platform you kids are using to makes fools of yourselves on these days and we'll pick a winner. At some point.

Look at this mans legs. He's wearing white sports socks for men.

Look at this mans legs.  He's wearing white sports socks for men.
If you come across a man wearing sunglasses, white novelty socks and no trousers in the Tottenham area, feel free to approach, he's very friendly and has considerable knowledge about socks.

Find out whats top of womens christmas list this year

Find out whats top of womens christmas list this year
The socks secretive founder, who communicates only by fax and smoke signals has never revealed him or herself to the media.  The mystique around the brand has lead many to speculate that there is, in fact, a world-famous artist or some other kind of creative genius pulling the string behind the scenes.

Please buy more socks

Please buy more socks

Cheap Christmas present for men as well as being their first choice when it comes to novelty socks for women

''Yes'' said Fleming. ''It will just be me, standing alone, I couldn't find anyone to help, I'm not sure where I'm going to stand yet but we'll announce that online soon.''

We did an event once, somebody came to our stall and said ''I'm just looking''

''Just looking!'' I said.  ''It's not a fucking museum, either buy something or piss off''