Sock start up suffers deluge of dick pics


two men pointing at a smart phone

Traumatised staff at UK based sock brand, cocks on socks, revealed this afternoon that they have suffered from a deluge of dick pics from mistaken fans over the last few weeks.

''I never expected this when I came to work here'' said Megan.  ''its been awful, some are nice but others I just feel sorry for them''

It is thought that there has been some confusion amongst customers online which has lead to a steady stream of pictures, many of which have been taken on smart phones.

''We are not looking for models and at the moment we dont offer custom socks so there really is no need to send in pictures of your privates'' said a visibly shaken director.  

''No more pictures, please''


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