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Introducing cocks on socks

Edward Fleming

We are delighted to bring you cocks on socks, quality cotton blend socks with embroidered penises on them.  It's a simple idea that we hope you'll find funny.  There's nothing more to it than that.  Except the socks look fucking awesome! and you'll look fucking awesome wearing them.
 
White cotton sports socks with cocks on
 
Honestly, you can wear these things anywhere, to work, the beach, clubbing, to school, to church, a picnic, the pub.......... the list is endless.  We've done a shit tonne of re-search and we've found that old people LOVE them.  Wear these socks to an old folks home or at the bingo and you'll get mobbed.  They're equally effective at kids birthday parties, the younger the better, all the other parents will love them and give you high fives for wearing them.  They might even want to know where you got them from (www.cocksonsocks.com, obviously) so they can include them in their party bags, and please, feel free to tell them. Dont be shy.
If anyone gives you a funny look, ignore them. Live your best life.
 
cocks on socks at the beach. cotton blend white sports socks
Cocks on socks at the beach
 
We've just launched and we're a tiny start-up so atm we've just got the one colour penis on the one colour sock but fear not.  We'll soon be bringing you our classic white cotton sports sock with penises in 4 different skin colours which you can buy alone or as part of a multiracial multipack.  
 
We're also developing black bamboo socks and we'll be sure to let you know when they're ready.
 
For now, watch this space

 

 


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